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Why is the “a” purple? We may never know.

Looking for more random code to put on your website? Quantcast offers just that - site analytics. You can get the same thing from Google, a much more reliable company, but that doesn’t have nearly as many graphs as Quantcast.

WHAT EXACTLY DOES QUANTCAST DO?
Quantcast can tell you who your visitors are, where they come from, their average age, income, and more - all through the use of code you can put on your site and “panel estimates,” which I assume is the fancy word for “wild guessing.” But hey, come on, they have GRAPHS. Lots of graphs. Just take a look at these statistics from some random website:

Who doesn’t love graphs? Especially multi-colored ones. Graphs make everything better.

Seriously, it just doesn’t get any better than this. Quantcast can be used to give advertisers a true look into your site.

Or you can keep lying to them. Whatever works for you.