A classy cartoon explosion, complete with one of those completely unprofessional StockPhoto watermarks in the middle. Curse you, non-free awesome images!
It’s the moment you’ve been waiting for all your life - the return of Blog Badly. That is, if the moment you’ve been waiting for all your life was the moment that some guy named Max with a funny blog about marketing and SEO decided to come back to writing on it after a four month (well-deserved?) vacation. And if that’s true, then you’re really weird (but awesomely so).
If you haven’t noticed yet, you should look at the title of this post and note my usage of alliteration. That’s right, FIVE B’s. It practically took me SECONDS to think of that. I think that warrants some applause, so I’ll just wait here while you go and do that.
Done yet?
Keep clapping.
Almost there.
Alright! Let’s continue on discussing this exuberant event. Now, what does the return of Blog Badly mean to you? It means that you’ll be getting tips on how to get visitors to your website and become filthy stinking rich as many times as I feel like diverting my time from the other wholly important stuff I do (sleeping, Facebook) per week. That number will probably be around two or three, by the way.
Now this isn’t the first time I’ve risen my blog from the dead, nor will it be the last time I depart you all only to come back again with a clever post about leaving your blog unattended. I really don’t know where I was going with that thought, but I do know that I can now cram two internal links into this post and crank out more pageviews from you guys, my loyal readers. See, I’m already getting back into the game!
So now you know what that gaping hole in your life has been for the past few months - a lack of Blog Badly. Now, all you have to do to fill it subscribe to my RSS feed (all the cool kids are doing it) or just visit Blog Badly every day. Either way, you’ll be getting the most interesting information about the blogging world since August 20th.
By How to Blog on Dec 2, 2008 | Reply
Lol it’s good to have you back Max, I look forward to more posts.
By Max Miroff on Dec 2, 2008 | Reply
It’s good to be back.
By Tom - StandOutBlogger.com on Dec 3, 2008 | Reply
Glad to have to back! looking forward to the interesting posts again
By Rajaie AlKorani on Dec 3, 2008 | Reply
I saw a tweet saying you were back and I’m glad it was true. Subscribed!
By Alphane Moon on Dec 3, 2008 | Reply
Good to have you back, mate! But I see that you have removed the very cool video from your about page. You should bring it back, because it was something that stands out miles high. You rock I mean really rock!
By Stephen the Internet Privateer on Dec 3, 2008 | Reply
Welcome back! I just discovered you a few weeks ago, so I’ve been reading your back posts and hardly noticed you were gone! Don’t feel bad though, I’m sure plenty of people missed you.
By Thomas Flight - Netager.com on Dec 3, 2008 | Reply
Great to see you return! I really love the witty style of your writing.
By Max Miroff on Dec 3, 2008 | Reply
@Tom: Thanks!
@Rajae: So Twitter is useful for something!
@Alphane: I’ll put the video back up, then. Thank you - and I don’t mean this as a light “ty” - for your message.
@Stephen: Haha, I do have quite a collection built up here.
@Thomas: Hopefully my style hasn’t changed too much over the absence, though I doubt that.
YOU GUYS ROCK.
By Jukka H on Dec 4, 2008 | Reply
Hi Max.
Cool you decided to come back, I just found your blog like couple days ago and thought it is shame your last post was from august, so… cool.
By Problogineer on Dec 6, 2008 | Reply
Welcome back buddy..
where were you ?
miss u a lot.
By Futon-Matt on Dec 7, 2008 | Reply
Cool, good to have you back!
By Matt on Dec 7, 2008 | Reply
Hi,
This is the first time i came to your blog and i must say i like it alot! Specially the content(posts). I would like to suggest you to add your posts to http://www.add-article.info. It’s a site where people go to find articles. So i suggest you go there and register. Once you register, you can add descriptions of your posts in less than 30 seconds. By doing that, you will recieve two links to your blog and a picture of your blog next to the description. That way people will find your blog and you will get many new visitors. Do not forget to vote for your articles after you add them to that site, that way you will be on the first site for a long time (tell others to vote too).
Well anyhow, hope to see you there soon
, if not, good luck with your articles and keep up with good work.
Cheers,
Matt
By Timon Weller on Dec 29, 2008 | Reply
Thats not your website exploding is it lol… Welcome back by the way..
By Bre on Jan 6, 2009 | Reply
Great entry, thanks for the motivation.
By Susan Bosch on Feb 11, 2009 | Reply
It’s a great pleasure for me