Sep
21st

You’re blogging for the wrong reasons.

It’s 1AM. You sit, tired, weary, defeated, staring at a pale blue computer monitor which just barely penetrates the darkness surrounding it. You’re on your blog, staring at wp-admin blankly. You know you have to write a post- after all, you’ve got readers and they’re waiting for you. But you just can’t do it, no matter how hard you try or how much you wrack your brain thinking of new and exciting topics to write about. It’s all stale, like that half-eaten bowl of cereal that’s been sitting on your desk for who knows how long (seriously, get that off of there). The weight of the universe is upon your shoulders as you wallow in existential despair.

It doesn’t have to be like this, of course. It’s all about the way you frame blogging in your head. If you see it as some kind of business, or a way to build your resume, or an ego-boost, you’re doing it wrong. It doesn’t mean that a blog can’t be all of those things. It just means that you need to set your priorities straight. First and foremost, a blog has to be driven by you. Extrinsic benefits like  money, the satisfaction of knowing you have an audience, and so on – those all come second to the intrinsic benefit you get from writing posts. Blogging should be something that flows naturally. Like all good writing (and I hope you’re aiming for a well-written blog), it can’t be forced. You can’t blog well if you’re struggling up against a wall of artificial expectations. You’ll get writer’s block. You’ll lose your motivation. If you can’t write something well, don’t write it at all. To re-appropriate Wittgenstein, “Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must pass over in silence.”

Jan
12th

What’s The Deal With Vlogging?

Why would people vlog? Video blogging is becoming increasingly popular, especially with such popular SEO/internet marketing bloggers as Darren Rowse of Problogger adopting the highly ineffective format. I mean, come on, what’s the point? Vlogging, if you’re a good conversational writer (HINT HINT [point at self]) is just as if you had taken your post and started reading it. BORING. Your reader can do that by themself. The only way to engage your reader moreso is if you’re either highly attractive, extremely funny, or have lots of cool stuff to show off in your video… but lets not turn this into a description of myself. It’s about vlogging, remember?

Ahh… so let me briefly summarize why you shouldn’t vlog. First off, you can’t optimize the content of a video for Google – just the page it’s found on. That means no keyword stuffing or any insidious strategies like that. Inevitably, video posts are going to get you less traffic than text ones. Second, you can’t present information concisely in a video post. You can write a post on most vlogs in ten bullet points or so. Third, video posts take longer to develop. It’s harder to memorize and write out a script to read (unless you’re a master at improvisation  – in which case, congratulations!).

Then again, vlogging does have its uses. I suppose it could mix things up for your readers. Maybe you’re an amiable character and it’ll just make your readers like you more. It also helps build yourself as your own brand image – people can associate your blog with you if they’ve seen you talking, acting, and moving as opposed to just your face.

Overall, you can’t really do much in a video that you can’t do in a post in the SEO/MMO niche – at least not in a video that’s simply you talking. If it were an instructional screen capture on how to use WordPress, then a video tutorial would perhaps be the best option. Screenshots and post would still work too, though, and optimize better for search engines. It all depends on knowing what your reader wants.

Jan
6th

Dude, Where’s My Blog Badly?

A valid question indeed. Lack of posts, messed up sidebar, a void in your life that needs to be filled… yes, you may be asking yourself just what’s going on.

In short, hosting problems. BlueHost decided to kick my account off of its shared hosting after suspending it for a while for reasons I’ll elaborate in a later post. Now, we’re back (with HostGator) and still trying to move everything. Currently, it all seems fine except for the lacking sidebar (as you can see, it’s filled with the default WordPress junk – who uses that stuff anyone) and the fact that every link on my top bar leads to my homepage. Also, my subscriber count is dangerously low (one problem you can fix by subscribing right here :] ).

This would be changed by now if not for the fact that the new installation of WordPress confuzzles me. Yes, the problogger Max Miroff had been living in the dark ages before the big UI update of WP and now finally has the newfangled edition all you youngster are using. That makes my “hip” and/or “rad,” right?

Anywho, expect business as usual shortly – after all these problems are resolved. In the meantime, you can try such things as exploring the outdoors (it exists!), reading a good book, or watching this hilarious video that makes me laugh every time I see it. Meanwhile, I’ll be slaving over my blog and trying to fix all the issues.

Dec
7th

Blogging Motivation: Five Reasons On Why You Should (Keep) Blog(ging)

1. YOUR READERS
They love you. And not in the creepy internet stalker kind of way (hopefully, at least). If you stop writing for your blog, you’re letting your readers down. You’re bound to have at least one regular readers who simply loves your content and would hate to have it suddenly disappear – trust me. Another upside of readers is the comments you get. Since they love you, as we’ve established before, they’re also going to be leaving positive comments for you (them and the spambots that just say “good post mate, visit myviagrasite.com”) – and everyone loves positive feedback!

2. IT’LL ONLY GET BETTER
The more posts you write, the more content you have. The more content you have, the more search engine visitors you’ll get. Additional content also has the benefit of giving you the chance for more links from other sites. All of this translates into more traffic, backlinks, fame, and RSS subscribers. The worst thing you can do to your blog is to stop writing on it – it completely stagnates all of your growth. The best possible outcome of not writing on your blog is to maintain the status quo, and that’s looking optimistically. If you really want to know what happens to your blog after you stop writing for it, read this.

3. BECOME SMARTER!
Let’s talk about blogging as if it were one of those miracle pills you often see on TV: Blogging is an excellent mental exercise that encompasses creativity, writing skill, social know-how, reading comprehension, market prediction (gotta know whats coming up in your niche), marketing, and finances. Now, I may not be a real doctor, but I do think I have the credentials to say that those things are all good to know. Blogging will help you in life in some way or another.

4. MAD MONEYZ
It probably won’t make you a millionaire, I’m sorry to say, but there are plenty of ways to make money blogging. Even if it’s just a measly ten dollars a month, that’s enough to buy yourself a pizza. And pizza is delicious. Making money with a blog goes back to the second point about consistency: if you write more, you’ll get more visitors which in turn will click on more of your ads. No longer will you have to tell your friends to click on that Adsense banner of yours!

5. PORTFOLIO
If you ever need to bulk up your resume, just write that you’re a marketer, SEO, and problogger.

IN SHORT, there’s no good reason not to keep blogging. You’re only hurting yourself if you stop so strap yourself in and keep on bloggin’.

Dec
2nd

Blog Badly – Back, Bringing A Bang

Cartoon Explosion
A classy cartoon explosion, complete with one of those completely unprofessional StockPhoto watermarks in the middle. Curse you, non-free awesome images!

It’s the moment you’ve been waiting for all your life – the return of Blog Badly. That is, if the moment you’ve been waiting for all your life was the moment that some guy named Max with a funny blog about marketing and SEO decided to come back to writing on it after a four month (well-deserved?) vacation. And if that’s true, then you’re really weird (but awesomely so).

If you haven’t noticed yet, you should look at the title of this post and note my usage of alliteration. That’s right, FIVE B’s. It practically took me SECONDS to think of that. I think that warrants some applause, so I’ll just wait here while you go and do that.

Done yet?

Keep clapping.

Almost there.

Alright! Let’s continue on discussing this exuberant event. Now, what does the return of Blog Badly mean to you? It means that you’ll be getting tips on how to get visitors to your website and become filthy stinking rich as many times as I feel like diverting my time from the other wholly important stuff I do (sleeping, Facebook) per week. That number will probably be around two or three, by the way.

Now this isn’t the first time I’ve risen my blog from the dead, nor will it be the last time I depart you all only to come back again with a clever post about leaving your blog unattended. I really don’t know where I was going with that thought, but I do know that I can now cram two internal links into this post and crank out more pageviews from you guys, my loyal readers. See, I’m already getting back into the game!

So now you know what that gaping hole in your life has been for the past few months – a lack of Blog Badly. Now, all you have to do to fill it subscribe to my RSS feed (all the cool kids are doing it) or just visit Blog Badly every day. Either way, you’ll be getting the most interesting information about the blogging world since August 20th.

Aug
10th

Isn’t Writing A Contest Blog Kinda Like Cheating?

I envy contest bloggers. They can automatically join any cool blog contest they can find and their readers don’t hate them for it (because it’s their niche). They get prizes just for blogging about their topic. Their style of writing isn’t challenging at all and yet they reap all the rewards.

Why couldn’t I be a contest blogger? :(

Aug
2nd

gone.

:)

Jul
31st

What Happens To Your Blog After Not Posting For A Week

feed stats down

wassup stats down

 

awstats down

 

analytics down

 

hindenburg down

 

titanic down

Jul
24th

Does Blog Post Frequency Really Affect Traffic?

blog post frequency
Does it matter? In short: yes

How often you should post on your blog is often a hotly debated topic. Whether you post weekly (lazy!), every few days (me), daily (me with ideas), or multiple times a day (HOW?!?!?!), though, it’s clear that it does have an effect on traffic.

WHY?
There are three main ways in which blog post frequency affects traffic:

  • More posts = more indexed pages = more search engine visitors = more pageviews (this also applies to blogging consistency)
  • More posts = more content for readers to absorb = more pageviews.
  • More posts = more resources for the reader = more likely they’ll return to the site/link to you = more pageviews/publicity

All of these seem to show this seems to point to one thing: the more you post, the more traffic you’ll generally get. In most cases, this is true – you just have to make sure your content doesn’t suck and your readers aren’t getting overwhelmed if you put out more than one post per day (this is why I don’t read Problogger).

SO, IN CONCLUSION…
Posting on your blog more often generally leads to more traffic. Can you still have a successful blog and post once a week? Yes. Will it be harder than if you posted daily? Generally. Just remember that frequent posts should take a backseat to post quality and marketing – you can be successful with the latter two but expecting visitors just because you crank out a bunch of generic, boring posts every day is folly.

Jul
17th

Write Long Posts And No One Will Read Them

long text vs short text

Which of the above posts would you rather read (assuming you spoke Lorem Ipsum)? If you picked the one on the left, then log off of your computer and go read a book. War & Peace by Tolstoy could be a good choice for you.

SHOCKING POSTING ADVICE
Contrary to popular belief, the length of your post does not determine how good your content is. No, really, I’m not kidding! While it might have made you look smarter in elementary school (and probably bored your teachers into giving you A’s), writing long essays is generally not a good blogging technique unless you’re in the niche of… uh… writing long essays.

ITS A FACT: LONG POSTS MAKE PEOPLE LEAVE
Think about it this way – walking up a mountain or a hill. A small knoll takes less effort to conquer than a mountain. Basically, you can:

  • Write concisely in an easily digestible format to attract readers.

OR

  • Drag on and on and on and on and on (repeat ad infinitum) to scare most away.

BUT WHAT IF I HAVE A LOT TO SAY?
There are few acceptable times and ways to write a long post. If you’re some affiliate marketing genius who has a brilliant idea that has never been discussed before and for some odd reason you want to saturate your market share your money making technique, THEN you should write a long post (right after giving me the idea first ;) ). Even if you do that, break the post into segments or even just make a series of posts – make it bearable to read. If you are appealing to a certain niche audience that requires lots of information (i.e. historians, lawyers, med students, etc.), then you should write long posts.

JUST KEEP THIS IN MIND WHEN BLOGGING…
Make it readable. Make it fun. Make it entertaining. Make it worthwhile. Make it informative. Make it concise. Make it poignant. Make it sticky. Most of all, make it worthy of your readers time.