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What could possibly be more exciting than visiting a website and having that soothing, deep voice of one of those dudes that does voice-overs for commercials come on for six seconds telling you to eat at Taco Bell? That’s right, absolutely nothing!

NetAudioAds is a new ad-serving program that plays short annoying messages for all of your readers to hate! They promise to monetize 100% of your traffic at around $10 per thousand visits ($10/cpm). Imagine going on a website with one six-second audio byte on every page. Wouldn’t that just be great?

Of course, there is one major flaw in NetAudioAds plan - everything about it. To help illustrate, I’ve created a very simple chart in which the effects of putting pay-per-play ads (that’s what they’re called, apparently) on your website with my blog as an example:

Here are the three steps that will happen:

1. You install the ad onto your blog. You are quite happy as you make five dollars on your first day!
2. Your readers are harassed by the ad. They abandon you and leave your blog shaken in the corner, crying.
3. You make enough money to buy a sandwich at the cost of your blog.

In short, participating in this program is like selling your readers.