Dec
16th

Abusing Social Sites

Files under Uncategorized | Posted by Max Miroff

social bookmarking mosaic

THE GREAT OPEN RANGES OF BOOKMARKING
Just take a look at all of the icons above - that great mosaic of social websites has nearly every bookmarking site available for you to use solely to give exposure to your sites. All of the above is prime internet space for your ventures. No matter what the theme of the site you’re going to submit it to, it’ll accept it. Trust me.

SHARING IS CARING
You’ve got a blog running and you want people to know about it. Why wouldn’t they - you’ve got content greater than that of any other website, right? While you keep telling yourself that, you should let others know about just how awesome you are. Open up Digg.com or one of its many clones, make an account, and prepare one of your pages for submission:

  • Think of a list of keywords you think are popular - they should preferably not relate to the actual content but rather to what you think will attract the most views.
  • Make your title and description as interesting as possible. Include lots of funky words that will be sure to incite controversy. Mention current politics. Claim that you have found a cure for cancer. Any of these are valid. After all, even if they click and it’s not what they want, internet users are too lazy to go back.
  • Add a random humorous picture. Babies doing funny things or cute pets in adorable poses work well.

SUBMIT, DON’T COMMIT
Now that you’ve primed up your post, copy every detail to the clipboard so that you can rinse and repeat. Click the button and close the site - your work here is done. Your content, being awesome, will promote itself until it rises above and beyond and ascends to the front page on a gushing fountain of gratitude and praise from other users.

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2 Responses to “Abusing Social Sites”

  1. By Chris on Dec 16, 2007 | Reply

    Great post and picture, given me a few ideas for future diggs :)

  2. By SEO Consultant on Jul 17, 2008 | Reply

    yes you are right, many of guys are abusing social sites just for getting a little benefit..

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