Every professional blogger tells you that having unique content and design on your blog will draw many visitors in. Uniqueness seems to be a popular topic. Here’s what you really need to know about being a blogging maverick.
CONFORMING IS AN ACTIVITY MANY CAN ENJOY
Why do people conform? Is it because the ideal they believe in is so stupid that it needs more people to support it? No! People conform because its the best thing to do. Take a look at all of those rocks in the picture above. All of those nice, idyllic grey rocks lying peacefully on the rolling waves of a tranquil beach… and then…
BAM
A maverick rock (maverock? rockamiv?) colored yellow. The odd one in the bunch. Or, out of the bunch, rather. I’m pretty sure he was excluded from the rock activities by the other rocks. Exciting, fun activities like… uh… well… being rock-y and stuff. Maybe getting skipped about the waves a bit (and drowning. Minor consequence). The other rocks are all grey because being grey is what’s in. Apparently, being yellow is what’s out.
Lets get off of that tangent, though. People don’t generally follow stupid ideas en masse. Just think about all of those quality decent bearable make money online blogs. There are more money making blogs out there than any other kind. Why is this so? Because it’s a great topic that always sometimes makes money!
CONFORMING: EVERYONE’S DOING IT
Want to conform to Blog Badly’s standards? Here’s a simple paragraph format for you to use!
A TITLE THAT ATTEMPTS TO BE HUMOROUS
Cookie-cutter introduction sentence that details on why this technique is horrible and should never be attempted by sane individuals. Additional supporting fact along with a clever reference to something you’ve never heard of and thus you don’t feel is very clever at all. Play on words that doesn’t support the topic at all. Ironic comment that shows this blog employing the very techniques it discourages. Additional exuberant comment with exclamation point at the end! Repetition of the first sentence. Ending statement that leaves you wondering what the hell you just read.