Everyone loves useless widgets! It’s a fact! Otherwise, why would so many blogs use them? Honestly, who hasn’t seen those weird clock widgets or BlogCatalog “recent visitor” badges? Hm? That’s right. They’re everywhere. Like the plague. Now that’s viral marketing (cue cheesy joke drumroll).

WHERE CAN I FIND USELESS CRAP TO PUT ON MY BLOG?

I’m glad you asked! Probably the most useless graphics are those used on MySpace profiles, so why not check on those sites? Here are a few of the top pizazz providers:

• MySpaceJunks.com – at least the title is truthful. It truly is junk.
• UselessGraphics.com – see above
• Gifs.net – Make no mistake – although the title does not include anything about trash, this website has a lot.

WHERE TO CRAM THE USELESS GLITTER AND GRAPHICS
Everywhere! Add them to posts! Add them to your sidebars! Replace your header with a picture of Bugs Bunny dancing! Turn your RSS feed button into a flaming skull! Anything is possible!

THE WORST OF THE WORST
Here are some examples of exactly the type of graphics you are looking for:

Note the red substance that your eyes are emitting? That is blood. When your eyes begin to bleed, you know that you have achieved a perfect combination of pizazz on your blog. Prolonged staring at these images may cause blindness and nightmares.