This will be part of a recurring series. Look out for the next tip whenever I feel like it!
Tired of all those people telling you the same old things about marketing your blog? Feel like commenting on other blogs and using social media just isn’t enough? You may be suffering from a condition called noninovativconformitationivitis. It’s the 93rd bigger killer of blogs, actually. Anywho…
Try new and improved UIFBMT! And no, it’s not a sandwich at your local sub store; it’s unique, innovative, and effective blog marketing techniques.
All you’ll need for our first tip is the following:
Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Remember all of those fun fights you had with staplers? All fun and games until a staple gets lodged into someones spinal cord!
- Take the piece of paper and scrawl your blog URL onto it (it is a known fact that bloggers scrawl. Prolonged use of keyboard has eliminated all need for handheld writing instruments. If you cannot write whatsoever, then print out your blog URL. Blog Badly accommodates!)
- Bring your stapler and blog URL to a heavily populated area where there are large crowds. Walk around inconspiciously (wearing a black trenchcoat, of course. To conceal the stapler and URL).
- Pick someone from the crowd who you want as a visitor. This is a very challenging and selective process, so I suggest you use the “my mother told me who was the very best one and you are not it” method of elimination instead of the plain “catch a tiger by the toe.”
- Staple your blog URL to their back.
- Run.
Congratulations! You’ve got a visitor and a FREE lawsuit against you! What a bonus!